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网友投稿：近距离下的阅兵现场画面。

9月3日，普京在记者发布会上，承认与习近平在天安门城楼上讨论长生不老和器官移植。并且表示自己真的相信人能够活到150岁。

这段视频本来是中央电视台自己录的节目流，发给各大媒体釆用。只有BBC最为敏锐，觉得大有玄机，率先对外公布出来，结果路透社，彭博社，BBC，CNN，英国卫报，法广，politico，金融时报，澳大利亚ABC，时代周刊，纽约时报，几乎所有西方媒体+日本媒体都报了，是央视不小心出错了还是有意泄露的消息。

网友投稿阅兵时为习近平准备的提词器

在走上天安门的过程中，习近平和普京讨论器官移植，长生不老。普京说：随着生物技术的发展，人类的器官可以不断移植，越活越年轻，甚至长生不老。习近平：有人预测呢，本世纪可以应该活到150岁。

普京与金正恩会晤结束后，朝鲜特工迅速清除金正恩留下的痕迹。他们取走他用过的玻璃杯，擦拭座椅靠垫，并仔细清理他触碰过的家具表面。

冷知识：有北京市民透露，阅兵期间周边市民不允许在家做饭，需要去社区领食物。

金正恩与普京会谈后，一切痕迹都被抹去他们拿走了独裁者喝酒的杯子，并彻底擦拭了他坐过的椅子。

克里姆林宫在社交媒体发的一段视频，大国风范，遥遥领先！

9月1日，网友上传了一段经过模糊后的四川江油警察打人视频，评论区纷纷讽刺。抖音网友一般戏称此类讽刺时政和批判当下的视频称之为“擦脖子”视频。

2019年，北京301医院曾在微信推出广告，介绍为中共最高层提供医疗服务的“981首长健康工程”，目标是为中共领导人延长寿命至150岁。

8月31日，湖南省湘乡市国网水府庙供电所。网友拍摄到副所长周某向下属交办工作时，脚直接搁在办公桌上，手持手机随意玩弄，语气轻率地安排任务。

9月3日上午，伊朗总统佩泽希齐扬携女儿赴北京出席阅兵活动，习近平夫妇在端门迎接。佩泽希齐扬拒绝与彭丽媛握手，场面略显尴尬。

阅兵期间的幽默画面：一名外国人在路边拍摄军车的过程中，遭到两名黑衣人遮挡镜头并录像。

9月3日，据台视新闻报道：中国大陆举行抗战胜利80周年阅兵，台湾总统赖清德说，台湾人民热爱和平，不拿枪杆子纪念和平。若当初受侵略的国家，无视人类文明的进程、走向法西斯老路，只会让世界感到惋惜、遗憾。

习近平，普京，金正恩等人与一众八路军老战士握手。习近平盛赞他们：老英雄！

会晤结束，普京邀请金正恩访问俄罗斯。

9月3日晚，普京在结束阅兵后，启程前往海参崴中国外交部长王毅及解放军仪仗队前往送行

9月3日，博主“东北老妈在日本”发布视频，自己的母亲在日本地铁上故意大声公放九三阅兵直播。随后一名中国人上前劝阻，母亲便对其破口大骂。博主称，之所以情绪激动，是因为自己的母亲看见阅兵之后“血脉觉醒”。

北京阅兵结束后，普京和金正恩一起坐车离开。

普丁本来是要给习近平来个阿谀逢迎的，就一副小人得志的谄媚嘴脸。结果习近平冷不丁冒个150岁出来，这不就是坐实了301医院的“981首长健康工程”（让权贵活到150岁）吗？之前宣传部门把这个“流言”当“谣言”清理打击，现在习近平亲自出来坐实。他知道这回事，那就是他也接受了150岁改造方案。

9月3日上午，北京几名来自欧洲国家北马其顿的游客在八达岭长城上举起国旗拍照，随后被周围的保安没收。

9月1日，网友拍摄当下外卖小哥艰难的现状。

9月3日，据澎湃新闻报道，从多个独立信源获悉，361度已与“最快女护士”张水华解约。

9月3日晚，普京在北京回答记者关于特别军事行动结束时间的问题时，他表示：如果理性占上风，就能达成一个可接受的停火方案；否则，俄方将不得不以武力完成面前的所有任务。

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An Orangutan just casually driving a golf cart
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Next time you want to call me an “Islamophobe” remember that I was the person in the left photo for 20 years of my life and even after that, I was in a fight to be who I wanted to be every single day of my life.
You read or hear about fighting for women's rights against…
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1年前 • ثنا ابراهیمی | Sana Ebrahimi • -- 点击 0 评论

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I'm not a narcissist or an egoist.
Do you know why Muhammad Ali was The Greatest?
Because he was never humble in his work.
If you are good at your work, never be humble.
I live a very humble life in my real life, both in character and spirit.
Yes, I'm very good at my works!
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11个月前 • Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

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I rarely talk about one issue on China and since so many people are asking and writing about it I will talk about but also explain why I don't talk about it and advise you on what I think is an appropriate framework to approach it.
News reports have come out that Xi will be out
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2个月前 • Blume Industries CEO Balding 大老板 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Dear
This is not my post but you added this as a note.
"This post is an exact copy of the following post from 05/23/25, itself a copy of another post."
In that case, it means that you will add such notes to all of us!
You cannot add such a note!
This is not
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2个月前 • The Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

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About 2 weeks after I joined Twitter as an employee I was asked to put together a team to create the edit button.
It had been the most requested feature on the platform for a long time.
The design process was simple. I think we did that in about a day.
But then the hard work
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20天前 • Halli • -- 点击 0 评论

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THE RAPE OF EUROPE - REAL HORROR STORY‼️🇩🇪👇
Imagine your 14-yr-old daughter was raped by an Afghan migrant in 2019.
He is SUPPOSED to get deported, but due to the danger in Afghanistan, he is allowed to stay.
IN THE SAME TOWN AS THE GIRL!
But it gets worse:
In 2024, he is
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4天前 • Naomi Seibt • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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L3任务：2500个名额
建议先完成第一步，把坑位占住，后面的慢慢做
由于arb层原本有0.1e以上资金，先用stargate跨到op层
再用Premia跨回arb层eth。

I just completed this boun…
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当地时间3月22日下午，美国科罗拉多州博尔德市一家超市发生枪击案，已致10死，多人受伤。#科罗拉多枪击案 Just listen what the survival say!In the safest place in Ameri…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 • -- 点击 0 评论

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好久不见！！：D
很高兴又来发表VFX作品了！
【次元斩·绝】.
Vergil-Animation、Just judgement cut-VFX 独立完成。【因为我不是专业的动画艺术家，制作的Animation并不是很专业，因此会…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 • -- 点击 0 评论

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我想休息一会儿
等等我吧，我会回来的，只想要照顾自己的健康而已，不想要看不好看的事罢了。

I want to rest a while. I’ll be back, just want to take care of my he…
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最新消息：英国、法国和德国军队正在越过塔利班的防线，营救他们在喀布尔的公民，向拜登施压，要求扩大撤离范围。

JUST IN - British, French, and German troops are crossing Ta…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 • -- 点击 0 评论

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I like you,but just like you.我喜欢你仅仅

#上海资源 #深圳资源 #广州资源

#青岛资源 #沈阳资源 #成都资源

#无锡资源 #南京资源 #厦门资源

#北京资源 #盐城资源…
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🚨JOE ROGAN: "What is it like to buy a company for $44B and then people call you a Nazi on the platform you just bought?"
ELON MUSK: "I did Nazi it coming. ba-dum-tss."
JOE ROGAN: "There's so many examples of people saying "my heart goes out to you."
ELON MUSK: "I can now
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I’m angry this morning.
I feel like I’ve just woken up from a dream where everything I thought I knew about good and evil has been flipped upside down.
Where the good guys were the ones I was told by a liberal media to hate.
And the bad guys… well, it was me.
I judged you
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5个月前 • Matt Van Swol • -- 点击 0 评论

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Max Zhang in the :
Being a soldier is just a job, no matter who you work for, whoever will pay you.
If the US and China went to war, I'll definitely quit the US Army and wouldn't serve in the US Army again. If other Chinese people need help, I will do my best to help our
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刚刚起床鸡吧硬的不行，隔着内裤尿了出来，滚烫的尿湿了内裤顺着大腿流下，全身颤抖，真的很爽…/I just got up and the chicken bar was so hard that I peed through my…
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2年前 • 🌸痞帅的纯情学长🌸 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Racism is wrong, just pure evil.
I used to have a roommate that would constantly make Jew jokes at my expense.
I got fed up, so one day I stole his dog and gave it to my Asian friend Tommy Lee with hopes that he’d make some sort of stew with it.
We never saw that dog again.…
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1年前 • Nima Yamini • -- 点击 0 评论

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There is no one for whom the ongoing war in Europe does not pose a threat. This war defines more than just the place of Ukraine or entire Europe in the world. This is Russia’s war against any rules at all.
But how long will the world let Russia be like this? This is the main…
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1年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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BREAKING: The S&P 500 is now down 340 points, or 7.5%, since the Fed removed a recession from their forecast.

On July 26th, the Fed raised rates and said they were not longer expecting a recession.

The Fed marked the EXACT high in the S&P 500 which just hit its lowest levels…
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1年前 • The Kobeissi Letter • -- 点击 0 评论

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英国西约克郡新发布的公益短片： “86%的英国年轻女性都在公共场合遭遇过性骚扰。这不是玩笑，不是无伤大雅，这样不可以。所以，闭嘴打住(just don't)。”
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环保恐怖组织“停止石油 Just Stop Oil "组织的气候抗议者试图在英国多塞特郡拦截一辆运送移民的客车，但司机不肯停车，这让他们感到震惊和害怕。

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1年前 • Inty热点新闻 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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'China Bound', my history of John Swire & Sons, just published in translation in Taiwan by 麥田出版, translated by 葉品岑.
太古集團與近代中國: 十九世紀駛入中國的英國商人，如何參與商業零和遊戲？
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1年前 • Robert Bickers • -- 点击 0 评论

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One of my best friends just quit his cushy $ 150,000 a year job and I'm so damn excited for him! He's going ALL IN on his startup that he co-founded this year with his wife. They've agreed to lay it all on the line and give it everything they got.

I asked him the #1 reason why…
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2年前 • chris meade 🏐 • -- 点击 0 评论

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I just bought my 6th and 7th Teslas... the new Y refresh and new Model X for family car.
The first five are Roadster #00016 (which I still own), Model S #0000001 (which I also still own), Model X (which I sold), Model 3 (which I sold) and OG Model Y (which I will keep forever
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3个月前 • @jason • -- 点击 0 评论

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Easiest money you ever made!
You don’t even need to be from Wisconsin, you just need to get people in the state to hold a picture of (can be on a phone/device or paper) in one hand and go thumbs up with the other hand.
Every time you do that you get $20 and they
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5个月前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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