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Some gay dude that I fired on the spot came and told me about why Drake is trending.

That reminded me of ...

I used to bully a kid in high school, and I’m not proud of it. He was a beta male, a pussy, and talked too much so I’d make fun of him sometimes.

One day he and his friends conspired a way to get me back in front of the whole school.

During assembly one day while I was accepting an award for “most good looking”, the little dweeb and his friends ran up and panted me in front of everybody.

Everyone’s jaws dropped and a lot of women began to faint, even some teachers.

See, the nerds plan didn’t work out as he planned, because now everyone in school knew I had a jumbo dick and even more women began to want to fuck me.

The point is this.

An alpha will always be an alpha, and a beta will always be a beta. Remember that.

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