Doing a comedy show in Melbourne this Thursday 這禮拜四我會在墨爾本做一場喜劇表演

Tickets售票連結：https://t.co/uHxWjdk6PV

I'll be talking about my latest life as a nomad-memoir-writer-slash-MMA-fighter. Being harassed, haunted by the Chinese Communist Party. My alleged sex tape, and other stuff that come up.
我會談及我最近作為一名流浪回憶錄作家兼綜合格鬥選手的生活。以及中國共產黨對我鬧鬼式的騷擾。以及傳說中我的性愛影片，還有其他我到時後想講的東西。

I hired jacked security guards for the occasion. I am contemplating sparring with them for fun as part of the performance. Depending on the demographic of the audeince, I may be speaking some English and some Chinese.
為了這次相聚我雇了超壯的保全。我在想要不要在表演中和保全先生比劃比劃看看我的武術到底練到哪邊？我到時後會講多少國語/英文取決於觀眾們都說什麼語言。

All are welcome. Friends, fans, spectators, and haters. You can ask questions. Happy to interact.
歡迎所有人來——包括朋友們，粉絲們，觀眾們，和黑粉們。你們可以問問題。我也會很高興和大家交流。

Please note: The Chinese Communist Party and its fanatic supporters have made it a tradition to heckle and protest at my public appearances. I used to be discouraged, but this time I'm looking forward to it. Bring it on I say. It'll be fun!
請注意：中國共產黨和它的狂熱擁護者們之前經常來我公開講話的場所鬧事抗議。以前我會非常介意，這次我還蠻期待的。放馬過來沒問題！

There will be at least one person from the Chinese consulate in attendance. For those who hold PRC passports or travel regularly to China, feel free to wear a mask or some other type of disguise.
中國領事館會至少派一個人前來參加。如果您持有中國護照或者經常去中國旅行，可以考慮戴口罩或其他偽裝參加。

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